"Take a letter, Miss Bailey. And come sit on my lap while you're doing it." Well, that's part of the job of an executive secretary and let's hope Miss Bailey's boss has strong thighs because at a massive 164 lbs, Laura fulfills the crushing fantasies of a lover of big beautiful women. The SCORE boys across the Big Pond found Laura, a Dublin lass living and working in London, and knew they had to lure her into the studio. They even convinced Laura to spread her pussy, the filthy swine. She's 28, born September 14, 1971, stands a mere 5'5" and measures a staggering 46-35-39. We don't know how much her giant tits weigh but a strong 40E size bra is required to hold those mouthwatering watermelons in place. A cheery looking blonde with the look of uncertainty in her eyes, Laura was unsure about posing. Perhaps she thought wrongly that she lacked the sex appeal to blow Voluptuous readers away with her awesome frame, in light of the skinny and fake look that pervades western society. But the truth is that millions of men get a raging Tommy Boy over pictures of women like Laura. Her only distasteful comment to our fearless editor was, "I don't have sexual fantasies-I have romantic ones. Falling in love and living happily ever after-the Cinderella fantasy." This is a terrible thing to read as we're stroking our poles over Laura in a doggie pose, a photo that shows how wonderfully her huge torpedoes hang. But we forgive Laura. How could we not? She can mash our faces into her cleavage and take a letter anytime she wants.