Big Bazooms For Better Living
February 2nd, 2018
The person who wrote about breasts, "You've seen two, you've seen them all," was an idiot who never saw Lara Jones as well as all of the sensational sweater-busters at SCORELAND. Anyone who has the great luck to date Lara would be advised to take up weight-lifting to strengthen his arms.
That brings us to the million-dollar question: Will single woman Lara judo-flip a guy into bed immediately following the first date, if he manages to get one?
"It depends," Lara says with the dexterity of a politician accomplished in speaking to the press. "It is all about what I feel in that moment. It could be yes or no. I would never say, 'I will never have sex with a man on the first date' or 'I always have sex on the first date.' It is about how we make a connection and how much we like each other. If we do, then maybe. But not definitely."
Whatever her views on the subject, Lara gets our votes because we stand behind the big-boob platform on which she runs.