Bikini Busters (score Special 152)
October 9th, 2007
"When I'm in places like Spain or Cyprus, everyone is topless at all the beaches, so it's nothing special," Kerry Marie says. "People don't say, 'Oh, look, she's got her boobs out.' But at home, if I had my boobs out, people would say, 'Oh, my God, look at her. She's topless!' and that can get to be a bit annoying. When I'm in other parts of Europe, nobody cares. Everybody on the beach is naked or half-naked." Naturally everyone can't take their eyes off Kerry when she's on the beach. Any beach. "I went on holiday to Cyprus a few years ago," Kerry remembered. "And this guy at the hotel, the whole time, kept asking me, 'Can I rub lotion on you?' He kept following me around and asking me, 'Can I rub lotion on you?' 'Can I rub lotion on you?' 'Can I rub lotion on you?' He didn't stop. It got to be an awful bother." Try a gay beach, Kerry. They may leave you alone.