SCORELANDERS first met Karen Fisher in two digital shoots, Bra Special #12 and a Buxotica called "Karen In The Bidet," as she demonstrated the use of that nether-cleanser in the models' plushy dressing room. A long, tall drink of milk with 34DDs, Karen has the Baywatch leggy look and a real pretty kisser. "When I have a steady boyfriend, I like to have sex all the time. Right now, I'm not having all that much. Well, not as much as I'd like to. I have a pretty strong sex drive." she confesses, after being viciously tickled. "There are two things I'd like to try that I haven't yet. Sex on the beach and going on a cruise and having a lot of sex in the cabin. I'd love to try that. I like it when a man takes me out to try something new and different, something I have never done before." (We have to GO OUT? What is so wrong about sex, television and take-out dinner on the living room couch?) "The worst thing a man can do on a date is to talk about his ex," Karen tells your editors, men who have been dumped by numerous women. "That's the worst. Who wants to hear about what went wrong in a relationship? Men and women need to live in the present as much as they can." Karen's a housedancer in Portland, Oregon. She also does private lactation shows for milk-starved homogenizers. How's that for a way to make a living? Her accountant must have done a double-take when he saw "milker" listed as occupation.