Juliana Simms is looking for a whipping boy. You game to get maimed? We'd rather just play motorboat with Juliana than get a beat-down. If Juliana actually decided to become a fetish mistress, she'd probably be too nice and nurturing to crack your back on a rack.

SCORELAND: Juliana: Are you a morning person or a night person?

Juliana: I am a night person.

SCORELAND: Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?

Juliana: Outdoors when the weather is beautiful.

SCORELAND: What is something about you that surprises people the most when you tell them?

Juliana: I have two higher education degrees and my specialty is electrical science.

SCORELAND: What makes you laugh?

Juliana: Looking at funny dogs.

SCORELAND: What's the funniest comment you've ever heard?

Juliana: That I have big eyes.

SCORELAND: Indeed you do.