The place: a lux lounge somewhere in Miami. Jenna Valentine wears an evening gown that's long and glammy. But not for long. Such beauty, overflowing boobage, ivory skin and voluptuousness must not be hidden by any kind of garment. Because the mind of a man is always in the mood for nude. Or something like that.

SCORELAND: Which was your favorite shoot since you began modeling at SCORELAND?

Jenna Valentine: I had a lot of fun in Mexico. This shoot is really fun because I'm happier with my body. I think I look better. But I had a lot of fun the first time. Mexico was really fun. Mexico had a cat room. They went in and out in the house, and I was just obsessed. I just sat in front of the cat room. They also had a room of dogs. I had so many new friends! I would stare at them all day. I love cats.

SCORELAND: You have cats...

Jenna Valentine: I have two. I want two more.

SCORELAND: What are their names?

Jenna Valentine: I have Harlow, who's a little black cat, and I adopted a cat a year and a half ago named Adam who's an obese tuxedo cat with half a tail, and he has too many feelings.

SCORELAND: Did the dogs in Mexico send you any dick pics?

Jenna Valentine: No, they're on Twitter with their dicks.

SCORELAND: You notice a guy and find him attractive. What happens next?

Jenna Valentine: I ask him if he likes cats.

SCORELAND: What makes you horny?

Jenna Valentine: A sense of humor or you look like Rob Zombie.