April 28th, 2010
Jenna Valentine was the "spooky Goth girl" in high school. "The jocks would actually throw candy at me and make fun of me. And now they find me on MySpace and FaceBook and they tell me I am hot and that they want to fuck me. I mean, I think that they made fun of me to look cool, but like, who the fuck throws candy? I think that's a total waste. I would have just eaten that Snickers bar. But now they hit on me and they all want to fuck me and it's super weird. They used to be super mean to me." That's true. Now she's grown up beautifully to become the super-hot, non-spooky Goth chick every dude wants to lay pipe with. (The underlying lesson here is be nice to all chicks because ya never know. There's a lot to be said for spooky Goth chicks.) Jenna wants to win Model of the Year next year.