The Perfect Body?
A Janet Jade pictorial that never saw publication in SCORE magazine or at SCORELAND is a situation that needs to be corrected. It's simply the great Janet in a sexy outfit and eventually a little of the B.O.B. (battery-operated boyfriend) to keep her occupied.
A suggestion that Janet move to Miami was once made but that plot didn't work. "I'm sure a lot of men think I'm special because of these," said Janet. "But there are other special things about me. Then again, when guys look at a magazine like SCORE, the only thing that matters is your boobs, so if guys like them and think mine are special, that's great. And if they got to know me, they'd find out there are other special things about me. Either way, it's great."
Janet has it wrong. She's special in every way.
When we can, we try to remind her of how nice the weather is in south Florida.