Janet Jade wouldn't make a good secret agent through no fault of her own. She's just too damned stacked! Janet wouldn't be able to spy on anyone because she'd be spotted anywhere she goes spying. Maybe a long trenchcoat and floppy hat would conceal her curves but the thought of that makes us sick. "A lot of guys like my ass, but most guys mostly pay attention to my boobs," says Janet. They get the best of both sides of Janet that way. .