October 6th, 2010
Pass the insulin, will ya? What's Janet been up to this summer back in Detroit? Dancing, going to movies, going out rollerblading (one of her favorite activities) and watching sports on TV. We were going to recommend that Janet try out for the Detroit Pistons hot dance team Automotion because she's such a good dancer. Can you imagine that? Seeing Janet shake it on the basketball court? She'd definitely be the biggest-boobed girl on the team! And she could distract the rival teams to a loss by sucking on her big lollipops in their faces!