A new study conducted at the Jagiellonian University in Krakow, Poland has revealed that large-breasted, narrow-waisted women have the highest reproductive potential. Wow. Tell us something we don't know. Voluptuous women have the highest levels of fertility hormones. No doubt they have seen Ines Cudna, Poland's #1. Lead researcher Grazyna Jasienska, said women with a low waist-to-hip ratio and large breasts had about 30 per cent higher levels of the female reproductive hormone estradiol than women with other combinations of body shapes. A universal feature in psychological studies of men is a preference for a low waist-to-hips ratio. The Polish team worked with colleagues from Norway and Harvard University in Boston for this study but no one telephoned us. Professor Peter Ellison of Harvard University in Boston said: "In Western societies, the cultural icon of Barbie as a symbol of female beauty seems to have some biological grounding. Physical characteristics, such as breast size and waist-to-hip ratio, function as important features used by human males to assess female attractiveness." Hell, we could have told the scientists that. All they gotta do is drop by the SCORE building. They need to throw out money researching this?