Keep them barefoot, huge breasted and in the kitchen. Is this wrong? Fulfilling this need is the great Fiona Steels, an English mamazon with a pair of the best bazoombas ever photographed. This issue is also Fiona's first V-Mag cover issue, which we hope tickles her fancy. We only wish Fiona would pose more often. She models too infrequently. "I've been outgrowing my bras so I have had to buy new ones. What do you think of the red one that I wore in this pictorial?" What can we say? We liked it so much we're sorry Fiona took it off.