August 18th, 2009
Tits Ahoy, Daphne Rosen! To borrow a headline from the Boob Cruise 2000 DVD. All hands on dick! Captain Rosen has blown many a man down and we've been lucky enough to photograph her hoisting their sails. Daphne would have been a superstar on the final voyage of the Boob Cruise. We polled some of our veteran staff members at SCORE and asked them how they thought Daphne would do on a Boob Cruise. From editors to photographers and art directors, they all agreed that if SCORE ever did another Cruise, Daphne would be one of those tireless girls running around the ship day and night from first sail to return, a first-rate mate. And she'd probably keep her balance in eight inch heels on a rolling deck!