Colt 45: "As far as a show, I don't come close to Leslie Wells and Devon Michaels. They're better performers than me. I'm not much of a dancer. I'm more of an entertainer. I don't put on a big, glamorous show. I do a personal show, an audience participation kind of thing. I always ask the guys, 'Do you want me to paint myself or do you want my boobs around your face?'"