Bangball With Carmen Hayes
WTIT-TV's sports reporter is in the locker room with LA Knockers superstar point guard Carmen Hayes after her tremendous ball-handling in one of the biggest games of the season. In a shocking turn of events, Carmen uses the face time with the sportscaster to announce live on air that she "is not a fucking lesbian." Carmen is adamant about this point. "I am not a fucking dyke! I may carpet-munch but I love dick!" she tells the stunned viewers at home except for the SCORE Men who've known since 2004 that Carmen is nowhere close to a pussy lover.