December 7th, 2007
Sgt. Tit Sucker should get down on his hands and knees and thank someone for recruiting big-jugged sexbomb Candace Von. He rarely gets fresh prime meat like Candace at boob camp. Candace has gotten all his attention since she arrived at the camp. In fact, all of the other recruits have left and enlisted in the navy instead. He doesn't really give a fuck, not when he can give two fucks or more about Private Von. Now the two of them spend all day and night going over her basic training. It's a miracle his balls haven't deserted. This pictorial alone should earn Candace a lot of votes for SCORE Newcomer of the Year! .