Barbara is a girl from Zambia, Africa, living and schooling in London. Once she graduates, she plans on taking her skills back to Zambia and helping the people of her country. After seeing our hypnotic ad for figure models, an employment technique very much like taking candy from a baby, Barbara checked into our April 2000 issue. Knowing that The SCORE Group Scholarship Program is assisting Barbara in this wonderful goal brought tears of joy to our eyes. We would like to point out that in the forefront of this philanthropic movement is our editor, a man who appreciates the value and benefits that a higher education can bestow to pretty women with large breasts. This is in sharp contrast to certain drooling, knuckle-walking wretches who belittle this progressive point of view, and feel that models should be whores in the bedroom, lapdancers in the living room, angels in the kitchen and massage therapists in the den. These antiquated, chauvinistic opinions are not worth spell checking. We applaud Barbara, and others like her who stuff their hooters into 32 fuckin' double D tit-baskets, for her scholarly pursuits while displaying the beauty of the human form, and we empower our editor to please find more college students to pose for SCORE and Voluptuous, as long as they don't look like Janet Reno.