"It's a good sign when a model makes both SCORE and V-Mag covers the same month," observes N.W. about Ariana Angel, a gorgeous Dutch record company promoter, student and music historian. Appearing as the covergirl on both May '09 editions is a very good thing. It's not easy to find busty Dutch models for reasons unknown. Amsterdam was one of the birthplaces of the adult magazine and movie but that doesn't seem to factor in much in the quest for big-boobed girls like Ariana, who's dressed as the ultimate college student in this Voluptuous pictorial. She's a vegetarian, has no interest in politics and enjoys hitting hardcore punk-rock concerts with her friends. She likes guys who are "out of step." Non-conformists. Guys who follow their own drumbeat. That fits in with some of her favorite movies, Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko and Edward Scissorhands, films about people living outside the cultural mainstream. The worst thing a guy can say to Ariana is "I liked you a lot better before you opened your mouth." The funniest pick-up line a guy ever laid on her was "I have the same tattoo as you.