We confess. We do love our SCORE columnist Alyssa, and here are some of the reasons:
* Alyssa has never missed a deadline in over four years.
*Her column is the best ever written by a model in the history of men's magazine publishing. So say we.
*She's dependable, capable, determined and strong, cuddly-wuddly and fuzzy-wuzzy all at once.
*She has always been a loyal, supportive friend to many of her fellow dancers and models.
*She bakes Christmas cakes and cookies for the entire SCORE staff every year. And she does it with her own soft, tender hands.
*Alyssa has fantastic tits. Okay, we had to throw this line in.