Her fantastic tits hit you right between the eyes as she walks towards you. Her bone-stiffening butt lands the knockout punch as she walks away. Many dancers (or their "ghosts") have written men's magazine columns over the years. Alyssa's "On The Road" column in SCORE is different. There are no stories of hot blowjobs in dressing rooms, no wild fuck scenes that read like erotic fiction. Instead, Miss Alps recounts her travels and fun times across the numerous clubs and cities of North America in diary form, and every word bears the brand of reality. She totes her point n' shoot camera to illustrate these adventures and to her great credit, she'll include pics that can be sometimes be less than flattering, "red-eye," and all. Her skill as a wordsmith has earned her the formidable task of writing ship's log for Boob Cruise V and we're looking forward to a whale of a tale.