Giving new meaning to being in "the stacks," Alena Snow knew that in the boob-appreciation center of the male brain, there exists The Librarian sub-section. When you wander into the library--those of you that still do--do you hope that a librarian with huge tits will be climbing ladders to put books away? Wearing short skirts and high heels? We feel the same way.

Alena understood this, too, so she came up with this pictorial. If she hadn't become a headlining stripper, there's no question that she would have become a librarian, and a fine one at that. She did say that she likes to read and wear tight sweaters. That's most of the job right there. We're not sure what percentage of librarians actually wear glasses, but the spectacles certainly add that bookish touch. We'd be late constantly just to pay Miss Snow the fines.